Things I Say When I'm Half-Asleep Vol. 1
  • Me: Hello
  • Bret:  Hi.
  • Me: Did you in her hurt
  • Bret:  ...
  • Bret:  -What-.
  • Me: Are you ok?
  • Bret:  Yeah, why?
  • Me: Because Jimmy had one
  • Bret:  ...
  • Bret:  Had one... what?
  • Me: Stuff in their hands presumably to influence them
  • Bret:  ..............
  • Bret:  WHAT
  • Bret:  ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT XD
  • Me: Something
  • Bret:  Are you half-asleep again?
  • Me: Not really any more
  • Bret:  Waht the hell were you talking about XD
  • Me: I have no idea
  • Bret:  I'm laughing so fucking much XD
  • Bret:  STUFF IN THEIR HANDS PRESUMABLY TO INFLUENCE THEM XD

IM ON CRACK! (full version) (by MikeDiva)

I have no idea what I just watched. Do you?

i just saw a Ford Taurus wagon (blasting rap music) with blue underglow and spinners.

This might be scarier than a great white.

Okay, so here’s my idea for a book.

There’s this woman, a prostitute, but she only looks 14 years old. Oh, but she’s actually 2,000 years old, and she’s not just a woman, she’s a werefox. That’s right, a wereFOX. And she doesn’t just have sex with guys. Nope. She seduces and hypnotizes them with her TAIL. Despite this, she says she doesn’t like sex or something, but then she apparently falls for this KGB officer who just so happens to have a big penis. Oh, and he’s a werewolf. Yep. Let’s make that into a book. …What? It already has? Damn, think of all those lost profits!

No. Seriously.

Google has an algorithm for maps that automatically detects faces and blurs them out to protect the identity of that person. It’s fairly good at detecting faces, even on images and… manufactured sculptures? Perhaps it’s a little too good at what it does…

(Source: maps.google.com)

What… the hell… I can’t stop laughing…!

(Source: youtube.com)

hellyeahgreyhounds:

The Fate of a Treat… by rachelhogue on Flickr.
*chomp*

Looks so goddamn SCARY.

hellyeahgreyhounds:

The Fate of a Treat… by rachelhogue on Flickr.

*chomp*

Looks so goddamn SCARY.

(Source: misskarenkaz)

This is intense.

(Source: canned)

Do you think $60 for a game today is too much? Well, have a look at this.

Do you think $60 for a game today is too much? Well, have a look at this.


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