This is what I’m doing.

(via xkcd: Compiling)

aviarei:

WE’LL SEE ABOUT THAT, FASSAD

This is fantastic.

(via bifocalmantra)

Lightsaber Fightsaber - Episode V
The Expensive Rental Costume Strikes Back

(Source: youtube.com)

This man is the funniest man.

(Source: twitter.com)

I bet he’s not even the woman’s dog.

(via joebluefox)

hermitologist:

1. Scorpulent Triptocane Phebulous Mimes
2. The Pestilence of Delicate Replicant Scapulas
3. Grover the Monacled
4. Slingshot Lamb
5. Leopards in Jeopardy
6. Reasonable Caches of Pelican Scrimshaw
7. Decagonal Bejeweled Zebra Creaselings
8. Pobrecito Legacio, Purveyor of Weaselmeat
9. Flip-Top Urethracide
10. Prawnvalescent Nutritionship

*For what it’s worth, I really enjoyed a lot of what The Mars Volta did (especially what their phenomenally-talented string of drummers-for-hire did). There’s no ill will in this post whatsoever. It’s just … those song titles …

Could not stop laughing.

FUCK YEAH WOOO

With how young kids are having sex these days, I think this should be an official ad campaign.

A what race?

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