Explosions make me happy.

CPC Exercise: OC Transpo Bus Explosion - Exercice de cours CCP: Explosion d’une autobus OC Transpo (by CanPoliceCollege)

Oh man. I laughed so hard. :D

Canadians React With Anger To New Internet Usage Caps →

kidsquish:

map-the-seoul:

takkeh:

dispenserhere:

sheerhippo:

astronautz:

(via skycandy-)

FUCK YEAH CANADA

SHOULD YOU DRINK YOUR MILK IN A BAG?

YES, YES I SHOULD

CANADA

FUCK YEAH

FUCK

If you don’t help save Canadian Copyright Laws, this may happen.

Specialized Worldwide Intellectual Property Enforcers (via burnsdp)

Uh, say what? How do you expect me to write THAT?!

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

eastling:

realrealsoft: smashley: fuckyeahtoronto:

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

• New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
• Canadians plant gardens.

40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C)

• Californians shiver uncontrollably.
• Canadians Sunbathe.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

• Italian Cars won’t start
• Canadians drive with the windows down

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)

• Distilled water freezes
• Canadian water get thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

• New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
• Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40° Fahrenheit (-40° C)

• Hollywood disintegrates.
• Canadians rent some videos.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

• Mt. St. Helens freezes.
• Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)

• Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
• Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

• Ethyl alcohol Freezes.
• Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)

• Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
• Canadians start saying “cold, eh?”

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

• Hell freezes over.
• The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

I am from North Dakota, which everyone thinks is in Canada, and really, it might as well be. <3 Canada.

"No, don’t you get it? When you die in Canada, you die in real life!"

Stick man on the right, XKCD.

The Crusade is Over (for now).

The USA just won the 2010 IIHF World Junior Championship, breaking Canada’s 5-year winning streak. Disappointing, though it was a very exciting game. The third period was a repeat performance of Canada’s excellent show of skill on New Year’s Eve,  Team Canada down by 2 points only to tie it up in the last 10 minutes of the last period. It wasn’t long in the 20-minute OT that USA scored, marking the team’s second IIHF win ever.

Despite playing a great game of hockey, none of the players for Team Canada wore a smile on their face while accepting the Silver Medal.

I, for one, am very proud of Team Canada’s awesome performance tonight and hope for them to come back even stronger next year. As for now, 2010 Winter Olympics, here we come! GO CANADA GO!